If I Had a Gun

I said Look a me with my makeup messed I feel so ugly I've never been kissed Hey God can you make it all go away [Verse] Everyday it's the same damn thing I wake up draggin' this ball and chain I keep on looking for a piece of the action But I just can't get ahead [Chorus] He said, if I had a gun I'd have me some fun I'd shoot everyone Who pisses me off today So don't piss me off today Look at me I'm all screwed up I've banged my head I'm stuck in a rut So hey God, can you make it all go away [Verse] And all the crap goin' in my head Makes me crazy, makes me see red I keep on looking for a piece of the action But I can't get ahead [Chorus] He said, if I had a gun I'd have me some fun I'd shoot everyone Who pisses me off today And he said, I want to go home 'Cause I know I can't take anymore So don't piss me off today I said Look a me with my makeup messed I feel so ugly I've never been kissed Hey God can you make it all go away