Social Disease

You can read it in the papers In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors But you wouldn't tell no one Your favorite if you could >From the White House to the alleys >From the President down to Long Tall Sally Can't live with it but You'll die without it - yes you would Senorita's in the kitchen She's a fistful of dynamite You call 911 but you Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright Chorus: You can't start a fire without a spark But there's something that I guarantee You can't hide when infection starts Because love is a social disease Where you look you can find it Try to run but you're always behind it So you play hide and seek like a blind kid Till you're caught - yeah you're caught So you'll say that you had some But they took it and held it for ransom Were they tall, dark, skinny or Handsome - you won't talk So you telephone your doctor Just to see what pill to take You know there's no prescription Gonna wipe this one away Chorus So full of high grade octane She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's Now you know for sure, you know the cure To make a blind man see