Chemical Warfare

Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits Been sitting there for years Im gonna have at it I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it Go crazy crazy crazy crazy Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it On a country club full of saturday golfers So I can watch them die chokin shakinin convulsions Go crazy crazy crazy crazy Crazy crazy crazy crazy Chemical warfare chemical warfare Chemical warfare warfare warfare Panic in the air See the headless chickens runnin Golf carts head on crashin Crackin heads wide open Scratch the grass, mister, you cant breath And roll and writhe in a sandtrap Starting to heave Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy Chemical warfare chemical warfare Chemical warfare warfare warfare Yellow air Yellow clouds Blowin down down down the fairway Sensitive to the touch Mowin down the putting green Heading straight for the big clubhouse Where the stuffed country club Effervescent ladies, so carefree Relax, pose by the pool Limber limp with a dry martini Until.