Cry Baby

My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry. If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys, He's just a cry baby boy. My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do. If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor, He's just a cry baby bore. Chorus: I don't want to hurt his feelings, But his outbursts have me really Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time, If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby La, la, la, la, la, la, He's such a cry baby, La, la, la, la, la, la. (Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why. If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died, He's just a cry baby guy. (Spoken:) No kidding, oh dear My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue. And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can, He's such a cry baby man. (chorus) I love a cry baby, La, la, la, la, la, la. He's such a cry baby, La, la, la, la, la, la. (Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank you.