Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then i take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what i would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see me I pull my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen in hand i write so legibly I have my kitty. his name is allowishus, i stroke him But you don't see me No one should see me I pull the blinds For the sun glares off my tele and i find it quite so irritating I have my videos-loads of ren and stimpy Bottom-a bit of pornography But you don't see me No one should see me -- ???????? I've been persecuted since i sailed in through the door! And i've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5! And i've been gettin my ass chewed out since the day i arrived here!