Famous People

Well you're the first car in an hour or so I'm glad you stopped in, it's sure been slow around here today Just like every day Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card You're a movie star I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies That I met one of the most famous people in the country Chorus Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green And cable don't come out this far so I never watch TV I know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help Hey wait, weren't you in Cannonball Run, no, oh well Allow me to introduce myself My name ain't John, this is somebody else's greasy shirt my name's Kurt This is the town that I grew up in I've never seen L.A., the closest I've been to Hollywood is Dollywood But when you get back to Beverly Hills, you can tell all your buddies That you met one of the most famous people in the country Chorus 'Cause I caught the record small mouth down on Kentucky Lake And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state And I'm still signing autographs after all these years Oh, yeah I guess I'm gonna need yours, sign um here I've been thinking about doing some acting someday If I ever do make it out to L.A., can I give you a shout Maybe crash on your couch If you hear of any roles that are floating around That would put me and Ashley Judd making out in a steamy love scene I'd work pretty cheap If the phones are down, just ask around you'll get a hold of me 'Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country Tag You're talkin' to one of the most famous people in the country