Do the Slag

Have you heard about the latest craze Thats sweepin across the nation All the punks from coast to coast Have discovered an old invention: "your hairs too long Man, youre a queer Youre too new wave Put down that beer" And Do the slaglook at em run Do the slaghey you scum Do the slagaint it fun Do the slaglets all be dumb Badmouth people we dont know Make sure its behind their backs Dont let new people in our scene Its more fun than having a friend Well slag everyone each and every night So we can pretend that were all right Make those pricks feel just so small Well show the world that were three feet tall Slander their integrity Doubt their humanity Talk about their haircuts Are their politics correct? Do the slag! Dont let those sissies on the floor Theyre unhip, man, they bought the wrong clothes Lets all do the latest craze cause having allies never pays Well slag everyone each and every night So we can pretend that were all right Make those pricks feel just so small Well show the world that were three feet tall