Fred Come to Bed

Oewohoewoh, Fred, come to bed Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex Oh, Fred, come to bed Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh Oh, Fred Well, I'm Max, I'm Max Baby, don't be blue Don't you worry, don't be sorry I'll come back to you Just one more night with my poor old ex She's only lonely, we don't have sex I'm Max, Max, Max Baby, please stay cool and just relax And I'll soon be back, but if you'll be upset Just go and talk to my friend Fred Oewohoewo, Fred, come to bed Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex Oh, Fred, come to bed Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh Fred, come to bed Maybe you will get a love you've never had So, Fred, come to bed Oh, my fantasy will drive me mad, oewohoewoh Oh, Fred, oh, oh I'm Max, I'm Max And I trust in Fred, baby, he's the best friend I've ever had It's Fred, it's Fred, and he just called back And anything you ever want, he won't get Fred, Fred, Fred And you will find that's not so bad It's just one night, baby, you get through Tomorrow I'll be back with you [chorus] Oh, Fred, no, no, come to bed Oh my Max had sex with his ex last night Cause he loves her ass and tits So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed If you don't I will call up Fritz