Ass Like That

[Eminem] Ill be... [Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing [Verse 1]: The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jams I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'ma answer Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being I have needs, I'm not done Not till I'm finished pee-ing I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing Mister officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B I sing song that go ringy chong Ching chong chong chong ching Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it [Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing Jessica simpson looks oh so temptin Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that Everytime I see the show on MTV My pee pee goes Da-doing doing doing [Verse 2]: Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman This movie is PG mister officer I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer is with Michael He's too busy, I'm Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you laugh Cos there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa] [Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing Hilary Duff is Not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass And she'll make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing [Verse 3]: The way she moves she dances like a gogo In that video she sings "Get Out" you boso, "I need a new boyfriend, Hi,my name is JoJo" Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee, on the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit! Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid I don't think my joke is working, I must flee Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get down [Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go D-doing doing doing So Gwen Stefani Will you pee-pee on me please? I ain't never seen a ass like that Cos the way you move it You make my pee-pee go D-doing doing doing [Dre] What the fuck is wrong with you?!