El Urgencia

[Verse 1: Funny Man] Six-pack in hands, Stage dive to the pit. Hustle the ladies, Got guerilla tacticts. I'm creeping through the show, And I'm scanning for hoes. Girl's got a bag of sniffles, Wanna do the no-no. Get back to the bus, It's the end of the night. Get back to the bus, And get out of my life. 'Cause I got people to see, Hoes as freaky as me. I'm rolling to the after-party With my boy Charles Scene. Picked up a few friends, Now I'm dipping with bitches. Socked the bitch to my right, I said "click it or ticket." Girl feeling my ride, Now she's getting suspicious. This a brand new Miata, As I'm hitting them switches. I ride behind Charlie, As he's popping a wheelie. I finally made it to the party, Now he's copping a feely. See Da Kurlzz out front, Doing tricks on his Heelies. Now I'm finna' get down, Yelling "somebody, beer me!" [Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene] So chug this beer with me! Get drunk with Charlie Scene! Sense this urgency! 'Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone! So smoke this joint with me! Get high off Funny's weed! Sense this urgency! 'Cause I ain't trying to get high alone! [Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man] I roll up to the party in my Honda, Funny followed me is his Madza Miata. Damn what a baller, Top down what a primadonna. The spinners that he brought are, Straight out up AutoZone for thirty dollars. Money we have nada, Let's go inside I'll follow. They didn't let us in, So we hopped a wall. But I dropped ya, That's when I lost ya, I didn't try ta call ya. I ran into a crowd, Of celebrities and paparazzi. And they shot up, Pictures of me and Dennis Hopper. Now I need a doctor. Yo, Lil Jon, yeah. Crunk juice and vodka, Is turning me into a monster. One more shot and I'm a goner. But Charlie Scene i saw ya, Stick your dick in the salsa! I don't want no drama, I'd rather have my anaconda, Deep-throated by piranhas. [Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene] So take these pills with me! Got them from J-D-O-G! Sense this urgency! 'Cause I don't wanna get high alone! So take this ecstasy! They must be J3T's! Sense this urgency! 'Cause I ain't trying to get down alone! [Brige: Funny Man] Hey who's going to the rave tonight huh? Hey we'll see Da Kurlzz there he'll be rave-popping! Oh odela fool! Now who wants to get pussy? [Chorus: Charlie Scene & J-Dog] So chug this beer with me! Get drunk with Charlie Scene! Sense this urgency! 'Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone! So smoke this joint with me! Get high off Funny's weed! Sense this urgency! 'Cause I ain't trying to get high alone! [Outro: Funny Man & Charlie Scene] Hey kick them down fool! I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now! I'm fucking horny now!