This Town Ain’t Big Enough for Both of Us

Zoo time is she and you time The mammals are your fav'rite type You'd better want her tonight. Heart beat increasing heart beat You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos Elephants and tacky tigers. This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave. Flying domestic flying And when the stewlrdess is near Do not show any fear. Heart beat increasing heart beat You are a khaki-coloured bombadier It's Hiroshima that you're nearing. This town ain't big enough for the both of us . . . Daily except for Sunday You dawdle into the cafe Where you meet her each day. Heart beat increasing heart beat As twenty cannibals have hold of you They need their protein just like you do. This town ain't big enough for the both of us . . . Shower another shower You've got to look your best for her And be clean ev'rywhere. Heart beat increasing heart beat The rain is pouring on the foreign town The bullets cannot cut you down. This town ain't big enough for the both of us . . . Census the latest census There'll be more girls who live in town Though not enough to go round. Heart beat increasing heart beat You know that: This town ain't big enough for the both of us . . .