Aisha Melisa,
24-09-2011 22:04
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Языковые курсы в г. Астана!

настроение: Надеющееся
хочется: Хорошей работы!
Татьяна Ким,
15-04-2011 17:28
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АВАРИЯ!!!
Дорогие, любимые мои из группы ия 03-3...сегодня ровно 5 лет!!!!помню.... так было жутко там....не хочется вспоминать, но не получается...фотка публикается впервые!!!! после операции...5 мая!!!уже 20 дней прошло!!!

Татьяна Ким,
01-04-2011 17:52
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Страноведение
опять буду вести страноведение в группах АН 29.....
Татьяна Ким,
16-03-2011 13:32
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ДОБАВЬТЕ ФОТКИ!!! У КОГО КАКИЕ ЕСТЬ!!!ГРУППАМИ!!
Татьяна Ким,
26-07-2009 20:11
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мои "клички"
кто как меня называл в универе? ну только честно!!! многим же это уже не грозит плохой оценкой!!! знаю, что ИЯ 03-3 называли меня Феклой!!!
Don't drink your water when its left in the car (in the sun)
Don't drink your water when its left in the car (in the sun)
WARN YOUR SISTERS/WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS
AND DAUGHTERS
Bottled water in your car.......... very dangerous,
woman!!!!
This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer.
She was on the Ellen show and said this same exact
thing.
This has been identified as the most common cause of the
high levels in breast cancer, especially in Australia .
A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with
breast cancer. The Doctor told her: women should
not drink bottled water that has been left in a car.
The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of
the bottle have certain chemicals that can lead
to breast cancer. So please be careful and do
not drink bottled water that has been left in a car,
and, pass this on to all the women in your life.
This information is the kind we need to know and
be aware and just might save us!!!! The heat
causes toxins from the plastic to leak into the
water and they have found these toxins in
breast tissue. Use a stainless steel Canteen
or a glass bottle when you can!!!
Let every one that has a wife/girlfriend
and daughter know please.
WARN YOUR SISTERS/WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS
AND DAUGHTERS
Bottled water in your car.......... very dangerous,
woman!!!!
This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer.
She was on the Ellen show and said this same exact
thing.
This has been identified as the most common cause of the
high levels in breast cancer, especially in Australia .
A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with
breast cancer. The Doctor told her: women should
not drink bottled water that has been left in a car.
The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of
the bottle have certain chemicals that can lead
to breast cancer. So please be careful and do
not drink bottled water that has been left in a car,
and, pass this on to all the women in your life.
This information is the kind we need to know and
be aware and just might save us!!!! The heat
causes toxins from the plastic to leak into the
water and they have found these toxins in
breast tissue. Use a stainless steel Canteen
or a glass bottle when you can!!!
Let every one that has a wife/girlfriend
and daughter know please.
Amazing Facts
1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha - the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.That's the opposite of the norm.
15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. The first produ ct to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
20. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.
28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
30. The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
38. European women didn't wear underwear until the 1900's.
39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying"yes" in Sri Lanka.
46. There are more chickens than people in the world.
48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".
50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.That's the opposite of the norm.
15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. The first produ ct to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
20. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.
28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
30. The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
38. European women didn't wear underwear until the 1900's.
39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying"yes" in Sri Lanka.
46. There are more chickens than people in the world.
48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".
50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
настроение: Довольное
слушаю: Taylor Swift
40 Tips for Better Life ;-)
40 Tips for Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. GOD ! heals everything.
28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
32. The best is yet to come.
33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
34. Do the right thing!
35. Call your family often.
36. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
37. Each day give something good to others.
38. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.
1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. GOD ! heals everything.
28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
32. The best is yet to come.
33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
34. Do the right thing!
35. Call your family often.
36. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
37. Each day give something good to others.
38. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.
настроение: С чувством выполненного долга
Татьяна Ким,
17-11-2008 16:58
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Без заголовка
всех моих студентов поздавляю с днем студентов!!!
Фразы иностранцев, работающих в казахстанских фирмах
Фразы иностранцев, работающих в казахстанских фирмах
- Не надо валяться дураками
- Не надо тянуть резинку
- Не надо накачивать на меня бочки
- Я не хочу тебя заблудить
- Я сижу на порошковой бочке
- Извини, не могу говорить, у нас зоопарк сегодня (запарка)
- У меня волосы на дыбе стоят
- Я слышал крайним ухом
- Слушай, какой контракт! Они должны целовать наши попы.
- Только давайте так, чтобы не было палки с двумя концами
- Ужас, сплошные нервотряпки
- Вопрос на зацепку
- Я, как мишка колапса, как на синей конфете
- Ты как кошка, которая лапает молоко
- Я поеду в шортах и в черных божконожках
- Сказал А, давай мы сделаем Б
- Мне нужны розы типа тульпаны
- Все у Вас тут закроется медным тазом
- Дорогой, я могу тебе заехать в любое место
- Я стою перед вилкой дороги и не знаю куда ехать.
- Знаешь, ты меня не держи как дурак, я все это тоже понимаю.
- Она вчера родила девушку
- Я не успеваю, потому что у меня два уша и один рот
- Если так, то я поставлю вопрос раком.
- Слушай, у меня с тобой быстрее получается, чем с моей девушкой
- Это так! Это так! Черным или белым, но это так !
- Ой, привет, рад тебя слышать, слущь, я только что вернулся из туалета, еще вода на руке
- Пиши! Благодарим и имеем честь попасть в мир Вашего зрения
- Что такое шалаш с мылом? (с милым рай и в шалаше)
- Пожалуйста, позвони им и скажи, что я буду задерживаться на 15 тире 16 минут
- Я сижу здесь один, без друга, как старый дедушка, брошенный на танцах
- Пиши: мы сидим в полной попе и просим Вашего содействия
- Ты - деловой огурец
- Ты взял вещи из холодильника?
- Последний смех останется за нами
- На чужую кровать рот не разевать!
- Не надо валяться дураками
- Не надо тянуть резинку
- Не надо накачивать на меня бочки
- Я не хочу тебя заблудить
- Я сижу на порошковой бочке
- Извини, не могу говорить, у нас зоопарк сегодня (запарка)
- У меня волосы на дыбе стоят
- Я слышал крайним ухом
- Слушай, какой контракт! Они должны целовать наши попы.
- Только давайте так, чтобы не было палки с двумя концами
- Ужас, сплошные нервотряпки
- Вопрос на зацепку
- Я, как мишка колапса, как на синей конфете
- Ты как кошка, которая лапает молоко
- Я поеду в шортах и в черных божконожках
- Сказал А, давай мы сделаем Б
- Мне нужны розы типа тульпаны
- Все у Вас тут закроется медным тазом
- Дорогой, я могу тебе заехать в любое место
- Я стою перед вилкой дороги и не знаю куда ехать.
- Знаешь, ты меня не держи как дурак, я все это тоже понимаю.
- Она вчера родила девушку
- Я не успеваю, потому что у меня два уша и один рот
- Если так, то я поставлю вопрос раком.
- Слушай, у меня с тобой быстрее получается, чем с моей девушкой
- Это так! Это так! Черным или белым, но это так !
- Ой, привет, рад тебя слышать, слущь, я только что вернулся из туалета, еще вода на руке
- Пиши! Благодарим и имеем честь попасть в мир Вашего зрения
- Что такое шалаш с мылом? (с милым рай и в шалаше)
- Пожалуйста, позвони им и скажи, что я буду задерживаться на 15 тире 16 минут
- Я сижу здесь один, без друга, как старый дедушка, брошенный на танцах
- Пиши: мы сидим в полной попе и просим Вашего содействия
- Ты - деловой огурец
- Ты взял вещи из холодильника?
- Последний смех останется за нами
- На чужую кровать рот не разевать!
настроение: Сумасшедшее
хочется: экстрима
"прямой" перевод с английского
1) Can You hear me?.. -- Тыможешьменяздесь?+
2) Undressed custom model -- Голаятаможеннаямодель
3) Manicure -- Деньгилечат
4) I'm just asking -- Я всего лишь король жоп
5) I have been there -- Уменятамфасоль
6) God only knows -- Единственный нос бога
7) We are the champions -- Мышампиньоны
8) You feel alright -- Ты справа всех чувствуешь
9) Bye bye baby, baby good bye -- Купи купи ребенка, ребенок хорошая покупка
10) To be or not to be -- Двепчелыилинедвепчелы
11) I fell in love -- Ясвалилсявлюбовь
12) Just in case -- Тольковпортфеле
13) I will never give up -- Меняникогданетошнит
14) Oh, dear -- Ах, олень.
15) I saw my honey today -- Япилилмоймедсегодня
16) I'm going to make you mine -- Яидукопатьтебешахту
17) May God be with you -- Майскаяхорошаяпчелкастобой
18) Finnish people -- Конченыелюди
19) Bad influence -- Плохаяпростуда
20) Phone seller -- Позвонипродавцу
21) Good products -- Богнасторонеуток
22) Let's have a party -- Давайте организуем партию
23) Watch out! -- Посмотри снаружи!
24) I know his story well -- Я знаю его исторический колодец
25) Press space bar to continue -- Космический бар прессы продолжает
26) I've just saw your balance sheet -- Видел я ваш баланс+ так себе баланс
27) Let it be! -- Давайтеестьпчел!
28) I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы!
2) Undressed custom model -- Голаятаможеннаямодель
3) Manicure -- Деньгилечат
4) I'm just asking -- Я всего лишь король жоп
5) I have been there -- Уменятамфасоль
6) God only knows -- Единственный нос бога
7) We are the champions -- Мышампиньоны
8) You feel alright -- Ты справа всех чувствуешь
9) Bye bye baby, baby good bye -- Купи купи ребенка, ребенок хорошая покупка
10) To be or not to be -- Двепчелыилинедвепчелы
11) I fell in love -- Ясвалилсявлюбовь
12) Just in case -- Тольковпортфеле
13) I will never give up -- Меняникогданетошнит
14) Oh, dear -- Ах, олень.
15) I saw my honey today -- Япилилмоймедсегодня
16) I'm going to make you mine -- Яидукопатьтебешахту
17) May God be with you -- Майскаяхорошаяпчелкастобой
18) Finnish people -- Конченыелюди
19) Bad influence -- Плохаяпростуда
20) Phone seller -- Позвонипродавцу
21) Good products -- Богнасторонеуток
22) Let's have a party -- Давайте организуем партию
23) Watch out! -- Посмотри снаружи!
24) I know his story well -- Я знаю его исторический колодец
25) Press space bar to continue -- Космический бар прессы продолжает
26) I've just saw your balance sheet -- Видел я ваш баланс+ так себе баланс
27) Let it be! -- Давайтеестьпчел!
28) I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы!
настроение: Довольное
Татьяна Ким,
17-05-2008 19:42
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Пишите о себе
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