Where Did the Party Go

I'm here to collect your hearts It's the only reason that I sing I don't believe what you say But I can't stop listening This is the story of how they met Her picture was on the back of the pack of cigarettes When she touched him he turned ruby red A story that they'll never forget, never forget And all the boys are smoking menthols Girls are getting back rubs I will drift to you if you if you make yourself shake fast enough My old aches become new again My old friends become exes again Oh, where did the party go We're ending it on the phone I'm not coming home alone Oh, where did the party go I know I expect too much And not enough all at once You know I only wanted fun Then you got me all fucked up on love Oh I looked for your name on the Ouija Board And your naked magic, oh dear Lord You and me are the difference between Real love and the love on TV, love on TV And all the boys are smoking menthols Girls are getting back rubs I will drift to you if you if you make yourself shake fast enough My old aches become new again My old friends become exes again Oh, where did the party go We're ending it on the phone I'm not coming home alone Oh, where did the party go We were the kids who screamed "We weren't the same," in sweaty rooms Now we're doomed to organizing walk-in closets like tombs Silent film stars stuck in talking cinema life So let's fade away together one dream at a time Oh, where did the party go We're ending it on the phone I'm not coming home alone Oh, where did the party go