Broken Hearts Are for Assholes

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter wolf (keyboards) Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals) Terry bozzio (drums, vocals) Ed mann (percussion, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals) Andre lewis (background vocals) Randy thornton (background vocals) Davey moire (background vocals) Hey! do you know what you are? Youre an asshole! an asshole! Some of you might not agree cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an asshole... Maybe you think youre a lonely guy Maybe you think youre too tough to cry So you went to the grape, Just to give it a try And dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name... One two three four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr And so you kissed a little sailor Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production: Who had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town In a way you cant explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With kona. And so you worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic hell But you came back on sunday for the gong show Next thursday, teen towns finest... But you forgot what I was sayin cause youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Yes, yes Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest n now I think you know what you are: youre an asshole You say you cant live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you, But dont fool yerself girl Its lookin at you Dont fool yerself girl Its winkin at you Dont fool yerself girl Its blinkin at you Thats why I say Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Fist fuck Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch; crisco Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Pud! Dont fool yerself, girl Its goin right up yer poop chute Dont fool yerself, girl Its goin right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) Aw, I knew youd be surprised...