Catholic Girls

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike willis (lead vocals) Peter wolf (keyboards) Tommy mars (keyboards) Arthur barrow (bass, vocals) Ed mann (percussion) Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Jeff (tenor saxophone) Marginal chagrin (baritone saxophone) Stumuk (bass saxophone) Dale bozzio (vocals) Al malkin (vocals) Craig steward (harmonica) A festive cyo party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the "hokey pokey," baked goods, & father riley making sure the lights dont go down too low... Father riley and various party goers: Catholic girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls In the rectory basement Father rileys a fairy But it dont bother mary Catholic girls At the cyo Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? Joe: All the way Thats the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-hip-hooray For all the class they show Theres nothing like a catholic girl At the cyo When they learn to blow... Father riley: Theyre learning to blow All the catholic boys! Mary: Warren cuccurullo... Father riley: Catholic boys! Mary: Kinda young, kinda wow! Father riley: Catholic boys! Mary: Vinnie colaiuta... Chorus: Where are they now? Did they all take the vow? Father riley: Catholic girls Warren: Carmenita scarfone! Father riley: Catholic girls Officer butzis: Hey! she gave me vd! Father riley: Catholic girls! Warren: Toni carbone! Chorus: With a tongue like a cow She could make you go wow! Joe: Vd vowdy vootie Right away Thats the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please Theres nothing like a catholic girl With her hand in the box When shes on her knees Larry: She was on her knees, My little catholic girl Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic girls They never confess Catholic girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic girls Ooooooh! Catholic girls Ooooooh! (etc.) Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... Joe had a girl friend named mary. She used to go the church club every week. Theyd meet each other there Hold hands And think pure thoughts But one night at the social club meeting Mary didnt show up... She was sucking cock backstage at the armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...