Wonderful Wino

Well, late in the summer of '69, I went downtown, and bought me some wine. Oh, I drank it down, under the table, I said Watch me now, I'm gon eat the label! Well, I'm a wino-man, don't you know I am? 36, 24, hips about 30. I see a fine lady and I start talkin' dirty. Boy, she looked over at me, and she raised her thumb. She said Jam down the road, you bum b-bum bum! I'm a wino-man, don't you know I am? I went to the country, and while I was gone, I lost control of my body functions, on a roller-headed lady's front lawn. I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino-man, I can't help myself. I been drinkin' all night 'til my eyes got red. Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head. Bugs in my zoot suit. Been scratchin' like a dog. Can't stand no water, and I stink like a hog. Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too. Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too. A five dollar bill, and an overcoat too, a five dollar bill, and a Florscheim shoe.