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Пластилиновая ворона vs The Trapdoor



Breakfast Time

Berk: Buzz off! That Drutt gets everywhere. [Noises from upstairs]
Boni: Your Lord and Master is getting up.
Berk: Ah, on the wrong side of the bed. [Louder series of noises from upstairs]
The Thing Upstairs: Cor! Berk!
Boni: His Master's voice.
The Thing Upstairs: Where's my breakfast?
Berk: Yes, sire. Oh certainly, sire. Great bags full of it, sire. Make gourmet's delight, sire, you will relish every mouthful and what a mouth.
Boni: He should have his own cookery programme on the television.
Berk: [Puts food into oven] Grubbage! Won't be long old fattage, it's in the oven. Buzz off! [To Drutt] Cor! Sniff that! [About the food]
The Thing Upstairs: Berk! Are you fiddling about with that Trap Door?
Berk: Oh no, sir. Certainly not, sir. Don't ask if I would.
The Thing Upstairs: Don't!
Berk: Great grum futtocks tufts as if I would, as if I haven't got enough to do. [Opens The Trap Door]
Boni: I wouldn't do that.
Berk: Worms.
Boni: Worms?
Berk: Worms! I've got a recipe for them. [A yellow monster comes out of The Trap Door] Hullo...ooooh...here, hang about a bit! [Monster spies The Thing Upstairs's breakfast] Don't even think about it! [Monster proceeds to eat The Thing Upstairs's breakfast] Oi! Oi, you you stop that! If you so much as touch one of 'em! Look at that! He's eaten his breakfast! Now what am I gonna do...
Boni: Berk, old chap. You've left The Trap Door open.
Berk: ...here's me slaving away all. What of it?
Boni: Don't you think it might be a good idea if... [Big red monster comes out of The Trap Door] ...oh!
Berk: What is it? Oh Globbits! Oh Globbits! Oh Globbits! [Runs and hides] Aha, a mirror! [The big red monster bursts through the door. Berk hides behind the mirror. The monster sees it's own reflection, and runs off scared] Well, on reflection, I think that worked quite well. [Monster runs back down The Trap Door, which slams shut behind]
Boni: I must say. He was an ugly brute.
The Thing Upstairs: Berk! Where's my breakfast?
Berk: Uh-oh, inside the big yellow thing, your gluttitudinous-ness. [Pulls monster into the lift to The Thing Upstairs's bedroom] Right, c'mon. Talk about fast food! In you go, in you go! Chef's special coming up, sire!
The Thing Upstairs: Cor! Mmmm, cor, this is excellent!      Я нашла все эти 40 мультиков на Youtube, большинство комментариев от англичан о том, что они в детстве обожали этот мультик, но одновременно жутко боялись всех этих монстров. 

     Да, наша Пластилиновая Ворона была гораздо позитивнее. Кстати, она появилась раньше, в 1981.

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Игорь Маранин      17-03-2011 03:52 (ссылка)
Re: Пластилиновая ворона vs The Trapdoor
Ностальгия по детству - это нормаьно. Это даже замечательно. Я компьютер впервые увидел на работе в самом начале 90-х. Это был 282-й. Виндоус не было, был "Лексикон" и какие игрушки...А вот какие игрушки - сейчас уже не вспомню.